Oh no! Now what?

Well, this past week I went from being the wanna be part time housewife to the unexpected full time housewife.  I can't decide if I should be devastated or thrilled about my job loss.  I say thrilled because there are few projects I would like to try my hand at such as gardening and sewing.  Both of which, scare the hell out of me.  I mean, what if I sew my fingers together or worse yet kill all the vegetation?  Will my husband still think I'm cute and clever once I destroy the backyard?  Quite honestly, how long will he support my mishaps?  
Another thought to ponder, is how will I do as the new June Cleaver?  I have found myself thinking, what would a 50's housewife do.  Really, I have no idea what that means, but I have been thinking it.  I also have a cute apron for cooking.  I'm halfway there, don't you think?  On the other hand, I probably won't be a really successful June Cleaver, since I really enjoy drinking and swearing.


Oh dear Lord, I am going to need to find a job rather quickly, before I start saying, "Ward, I'm very worried about the Beaver."