House guests a go-go

My first post as a wanna be part time housewife has us hosting guests for the weekend.  This has been a monthly tradition for us since we moved into our house in July of 2009.  We have already hosted people on 8 different occasions.  That's a lot for new home owners.  We almost have it down to a science now.  There is permanently a basket full of towels and toiletries in our guest bedroom along with a guest journal.  With that many guests coming into our home, we need to be reminded of who has done what.  Ah the pressures of being the perfect hostess.  What our guests don't know is that we scramble to clean the house about 4 hours before they show up.  Yep it's just an illusion that we have our act together.
Someday we will give our "bed and breakfast" a name.  Any suggestions?